My friend Nicole spent three whole years writing down every single funny thing me and my group (aptly named "the Ring of Circle") had said during high school.
I made her read them out to me in search of a funny phrase I could use for my new website name...And I just HAD to share my favorites:
"I can't feel my hair." (I said it)
"I'm a genius!"
"No you're not, you work at Burger King."
"Oh God! Not Pennies!"
"Why am I always in the middle of what?"
"Move the doors."
"Loser with a capital 'B'."
"For all I give a care." (Also me)
"You already stuck your foot in your mouth, you might as well chew on it."
"I'm prostitution! No, wait... Protestant." (Me again!)
"I think I just coughed up a lung and I wasn't even coughing."
"Phil's not a god, he's an alcoholic!"
"If only I had a pocket!"
"For anyone who wants to know, I'm stripping."
"Phil's not old enough to be married."
"Yeah, but he's old enough to be gay!"
"You shoot someone in the head and you're asking for it, pal."
"Never step into a moving train."
"Remember when I had amnesia?" (Me!)
"I'm drugged."
"I'm not surprised."
And finally,
"Her mother is having a circumcision."
"...a cesarean?"
Although we don't really remember what we were talking about at the time, the phrases are hilarious out of context! And my friends and were totally weird. XD
The Girl, The Diva
- Glaci
- Twenty three circles around the sun, with many more left. She eats, breathes and lives life. These common things the rest of you want? She wants nothing with. Give her the love of a dead man, and she'll treasure it!